Race:  Human
Subrace:  Not-So-Human Anymore
Age: Uncertain
Hair: Cold Ember Black
Eyes: It's best not to stare.
Skin: Sallow Green
Build: Willowy, Wiry and Gaunt
Bust: Right breast noticeably larger than the left.

On those uncommon occasions when she wishes to be seen at all, Mordelle may be found skulking about Kissmet's fringes and alleyways, or perhaps gathered with others at the vampires' clubhouse near the north side of town.

She does claim a certain unseemly resemblance to those who claim descent from the ancient archvampire Nosferatu, come to think of it....

Greens, Yellows and Reds:  The usual Reds, and the usual bisexual Greens and Yellows.  But honestly, she's a creeping, skulking, low-appearance, Charisma-lacking, blood-drinking vampire.  Are you SURE about going there?  o_O


...AND since, by now, it clearly needs to be said, your Tells and my "Tell-Friendliness":

Tells that I love, like or simply don't mind:

-- "Hi, could you tell me where I could find [insert person, place or thing here]?"
-- "Hey, did you see the new [server feature] yet?"
-- "Hi, I like your character!"
-- "Sheesh, Widsy, how many characters do you have?"
-- "Hey, we're having a [party/drinking contest/arena tournament/dungeon crawl/Shard Run/other social event] over here.  Care to join us?"
-- "Hey, something killed me and you're in the neighborhood.  Could you come Raise me?"
-- "Hey, our characters know each other pretty well by now.  What would you say to a date, and maybe some ERP?"
-- "Before we begin, let's talk about our Lights for a moment..."
-- "Hey.  Our last ERP was great!  Can we meet up somewhere and do it again?"
(Just bear in mind that I might not always be available, whether because of Real Life concerns, I'm already off doing something with someone else, I'm up to my ears in balors, et cetera.  Sorry!)


Tells that disturb me, annoy me or piss me off:

-- "Hi, I'm some stranger and you've never met my character and/or me before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, I read your Description and I think you'd be interested in my character, even though you've never met him/her before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!" ...or, simply, "Nice character!  Let's fuck!")
-- "Hi. my character's a half-angel, half-dragon, half-kobold warforged genasi shemale with two heads and five leg-sized, spiky cocks!  Pretty cool, don't you think?  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, where's [isolated/private area where I am]?"  "Oh, it's [quick description of area's location]."  *complete radio silence as he stalks his way over for some ERP, without even asking me if I'm busy with something -- or someone -- else*
-- "Hi!  Hi!  Hi there!  Hi!  HI!  HELLO?  Why won't you answer my Tells?  What, I'm not good enough for you?  I said 'Hi'!"  (Nevermind that I could be up to my ears in balors for all they know.  You know what's REALLY sexy?  Patience!)
-- "Hi, I've been stalking you with my godlike munchkin stealth skills since Waterdeep!  Let's fuck!"
-- "...what?  You turned my character down in-character because I was creeping you out with my persistent and terrible in-character sexual advances?  Well...he/she/it WASN'T coming on to you!  Yeah!  You just misunderstood me, that's all.  The joke's on you!  No problems handling rejection HERE, nope!"
-- "Boo hoo hoo, you and/or everybody else won't fuck me because I'm a complete toad!  So I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you in hopes that you'll change your mind and fuck me!  Woe is me!  Poor, poor me!  Ohhh, how I had such strong hopes that you'd take pity on me and fuck me!  I think I'll crawl into a hole and die!  Boo hoo hoo..."

(Seriously.  I enjoy ERP, but I am NOT your dial-a-whore.  Maybe you should try putting a bit more effort into your "romantic overtures" if I don't immediately tear off my clothes and throw myself at you just because you clicked my username and said, "Sup?".)