Race: Gnome
Subrace: Rock Gnome
Hair:  Magenta
Eyes:  Sapphire Blue
Skin:  Fair and Rosy
Build:  Sleek but Broad at the Hips


Having grown weary of many a giant trampling her village in her youth, Kipple decided to take up the blade, study the giants and their kin, then take the fight to them for a change.

Now billing herself as Kipple the Giant Killer, she tirelessly hones her talents for stalking giants, ambushing giants, climbing giants and stabbing giants in the right places until they stumble and fall.  Perhaps one day, Kipple may live to see her giant-hunting career become profitable...profitable enough to keep herself in a steady supply of the tarts and honey mead that she relishes so much....

So if you're pestered by bothersome giants, ogres or trolls who simply refuse to go away, call for Kipple the Giant Killer; perhaps she can do something for you!


GREENS:  Heavy petting to vanilla sex to rough sex to ass-slapping-till-she's-sore sex; massage (with or without oil); anything which falls under the umbrella of Bisexuality; most humanoid races (including satyrs, but giants will need to do some serious persuading first; she's not on good terms with giants); showering and bathing (and good hygiene in general); strap-ons and sex toys in general; tribbing; trampling and foot play; most humanoid races; threesomes, foursomes or moresomes.

YELLOWS:  Politically Correct sorts who harp and nitpick over the Synonym of the Week; bondage; light pain; lycanthropes (if it's savage and beastly, it's a werebeast...); centaurs; excessively large penises; mind control (just do a dice roll or two and don't be douchey about it); water sports/urine play (but we'll need a shower afterwards); rape play/non-con (just don't be creepy or ornery about it, okay?).

REDS:  Godmoders and powergamers who give themselves "I press a button, you die" off-the-book superpowers (especially if they dive into big, angry snits if you even joke about that abuse or refuse to play along with it); animal penises on humanoid bodies; furries (...but if it's "cutesy" melding into creepy, it's a furry); multiple penises on one body (...wuh?); tentacles; spiky/scaly dragon or reptilian penises (yeah...tried dragon dick once on Kissmet, never again!); four-legged animals in general (the humanoid aspect is important, see?); the usual scato-necro-pedo-bloody-killy psycho rubbish.


...AND since, by now, it clearly needs to be said, your Tells and my "Tell-Friendliness":

Tells that I love, like or simply don't mind:

-- "Hi, could you tell me where I could find [insert person, place or thing here]?"
-- "Hey, did you see the new [server feature] yet?"
-- "Hi, I like your character!"
-- "Sheesh, Widsy, how many characters do you have?"
-- "Hey, we're having a [party/drinking contest/arena tournament/dungeon crawl/Shard Run/other social event] over here.  Care to join us?"
-- "Hey, something killed me and you're in the neighborhood.  Could you come Raise me?"
-- "Hey, our characters know each other pretty well by now.  What would you say to a date, and maybe some ERP?"
-- "Before we begin, let's talk about our Lights for a moment..."
-- "Hey.  Our last ERP was great!  Can we meet up somewhere and do it again?"
(Just bear in mind that I might not always be available, whether because of Real Life concerns, I'm already off doing something with someone else, I'm up to my ears in balors, et cetera.  Sorry!)

Tells that disturb me, annoy me or piss me off:

-- "Hi, I'm some stranger and you've never met my character and/or me before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, I read your Description and I think you'd be interested in my character, even though you've never met him/her before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!" ...or, simply, "Nice character!  Let's fuck!")
-- "Hi. my character's a half-angel, half-dragon, half-kobold warforged genasi shemale with two heads and five leg-sized, spiky cocks!  Pretty cool, don't you think?  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi!  Hi!  Hi there!  Hi!  HI!  HELLO?  Why won't you answer my Tells?  What, I'm not good enough for you?  I said 'Hi'!"  (Nevermind that I could be up to my ears in balors for all they know.  You know what's REALLY sexy?  Patience!)
-- "Hi, I've been stalking you with my godlike munchkin stealth skills since Waterdeep!  Let's fuck!"
-- "...what?  You turned my character down in-character because I was creeping you out with my persistent and terrible in-character sexual advances?  Well...he/she/it WASN'T coming on to you!  Yeah!  You just misunderstood me, that's all.  The joke's on you!  No problems handling rejection HERE, nope!"
-- "Boo hoo hoo, you and/or everybody else won't fuck me because I'm a complete toad!  So I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you in hopes that you'll change your mind and fuck me!  Woe is me!  Poor, poor me!  Ohhh, how I had such strong hopes that you'd take pity on me and fuck me!  I think I'll crawl into a hole and die!  Boo hoo hoo..."

(Seriously.  I enjoy ERP, but I am NOT your dial-a-whore.  Maybe you should try putting a bit more effort into your "romantic overtures" if I don't immediately tear off my clothes and throw myself at you just because you clicked my username and said, "Sup?".)