Grizzled old veteran of the labyrinth
One horn a little chipped
The ring in his nose a little bent
But he's always tough
Even in his tender moments
It's hard to flank the old warrior
The stakes are too high



What you see is what you get
Always ready with a hot quarter pounder
A few might even call it a whopper
All beef all the time
Fine dining for fine ladies
Two firm buns
A generous helping of fresh beef
But not too much to handle
Plenty of his own special sauce
And never any cheese
(except for this cheesy description)

Hot and fresh, spiced just right
A meal that satisfies
Reservations accepted or walk right up
For discerning ladies only

If he has a weakness, it's that he doesn't always wait for a potential diner to finish reading the menu before starting in on her order (forewarned is forearmed)