You know the tune so sing along :)

Five foot two, Her tits are too
What's a short, stacked Dwarf to do ?
Has anybody seen my bra ?

It's rarer to see Carly dressed than undressed
"Bloody clothes just bind me up  -Carly"

It's also rare to see her not enjoying herself
"life is for living, undead don't laugh  -Carly"

Swinging a big stick or lazing in the sun
She stays just serious enough to get by

"The gods blessed Dwarven men with their beards but they blessed Dwarven women with the things to make their beards twitch  -Carly"



What you need to know...

Tall for a Dwarf at 5'2"
not skinny and certainly not fat
(except her boobs)
Built like a Dwarf 36-30-34
Packed tighter than a Michigan ballot box
Those K-cups don't make coffee
but they keep Dwarven men up at night
Dark red hair, keeps her 'beard' tidy
always happy to see anyone (almost)
loves to lie in the sun
(underground makes the girls ache -Carly)
clothes be damned, too tight for comfort
Rarely wears a bra
"Damned elven contraptions made to torture Dwarves  -Carly"
does wear heavy armour when she hunts
(keeps the girls from getting whacked)


She likes to have fun but she's not fond of people expecting her to just roll on her back and 'spread em' without at least saying hello first, on her front is just fine, but her favourite position of all is lying on a beach with her toes in the sand and an umbrella drink in her hand