Gihelle Linhoff
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Gihelle (pronounced Jill) is short
She knows it already, thanks for noticing Not elven or halfling or gnome short Just short, maybe 4'8" if she stretches In a world made for taller beings this isn't really much of a problem It's just an inconvenience, most times She's not a child and doesn't look it She looks to be in her mid to late 20's Human or almost all of her Just......short She dresses quite plainly Browns and golds mostly Simple skirts, dresses and slacks Except for her armour of bronze scales She prefers short skirts and stockings Ones that make her legs look longer She carries a longbow taller than she is She turns it almost sideways to shoot it But she figures if monsters can reach her before she can hope to reach them it's best to shoot them from a distance from behind is even better...and safer The one thing that isn't easily seen is that she's a compulsive masturbator Almost any time of day or in any place she can be found in some quiet spot or even a not so quiet spot, having a rub The monsters are going to have to wait She's taking a little 'me' break It's time for buffin' the muffin polishing the pearl topping the taco petting the kitty oiling her holster speed dialing the pink princess phone rocking the little man in the boat slamming the clam jiggling the jellybean going on a date with Hand Solo rubbin' the nub having ladyfingers and cream scratching her itch filling her quiver having a menage a moi preflighting her cockpit paddling the pink canoe flicking the bean stirring the pot quieting her quim making some magic or just jilling off with joy if Joy shows up this time she's always late for the circle jill Her new friends at Beanflickers Anonymous have been a great help and support dealing with her challenging affliction She's learned a lot of things from them mostly a lot of new ways to do it and she thinks of them every time The difference between horny and hungry is where you put the banana --BA Motto She doesn't embarrass easily, luckily Company doesn't bother her Or having an audience Audience participation is always welcome You never know what you'll learn But if you want to critique her technique Be prepared to show your own work She hasn't gone blind from it...yet... but she does wear glasses ;) |
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Player: | Beanflickers Anonymous |
Gender (Visually): | Female |
Race (Visually): | Elf |