Gihelle Linhoff

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Gihelle (pronounced Jill) is short
She knows it already, thanks for noticing
Not elven or halfling or gnome short
Just short, maybe 4'8" if she stretches
In a world made for taller beings
this isn't really much of a problem
It's just an inconvenience, most times
She's not a child and doesn't look it
She looks to be in her mid to late 20's
Human or almost all of her
Just......short

She dresses quite plainly
Browns and golds mostly
Simple skirts, dresses and slacks
Except for her armour of bronze scales
She prefers short skirts and stockings
Ones that make her legs look longer

She carries a longbow taller than she is
She turns it almost sideways to shoot it
But she figures if monsters can reach her
before she can hope to reach them
it's best to shoot them from a distance
from behind is even better...and safer

The one thing that isn't easily seen
is that she's a compulsive masturbator
Almost any time of day or in any place
she can be found in some quiet spot
or even a not so quiet spot, having a rub

The monsters are going to have to wait
She's taking a little 'me' break

It's time for buffin' the muffin
polishing the pearl
topping the taco
petting the kitty
oiling her holster
speed dialing the pink princess phone
rocking the little man in the boat
slamming the clam
jiggling the jellybean
going on a date with Hand Solo
rubbin' the nub
having ladyfingers and cream
scratching her itch
filling her quiver
having a menage a moi
preflighting her cockpit
paddling the pink canoe
flicking the bean
stirring the pot
quieting her quim
making some magic
or just jilling off with joy
if Joy shows up this time
she's always late for the circle jill

Her new friends at Beanflickers Anonymous
have been a great help and support
dealing with her challenging affliction
She's learned a lot of things from them
mostly a lot of new ways to do it
and she thinks of them every time

The difference between horny and hungry
is where you put the banana --BA Motto


She doesn't embarrass easily, luckily
Company doesn't bother her
Or having an audience
Audience participation is always welcome
You never know what you'll learn
But if you want to critique her technique
Be prepared to show your own work
She hasn't gone blind from it...yet...
but she does wear glasses ;)


Player:Beanflickers Anonymous
Gender (Visually):Female
Race (Visually): Elf