Code Name:  Kestrel
Birth Name:  [CONFIDENTIAL]
Age:  Mid 20's
Hair:  Dusky Brown
Eyes:  Sapphire Blue
Skin:  Fair
Build:  Toned and Sleek


Her methods are discrete.  Her tactics are precise.  Her reactions are swift and true.  Her talents are well-practiced.  She has many names, many guises and many identities.  And her operation is as clandestine as whichever Agency or Government trained her and sends her from one contention zone to the next.

More often than not, Agent Kestrel focuses her attention on Aeon and on the covert bioweapon campaign against that nation in particular, observing from without or within.  When not busied with surveillance, infiltration or outright intrusion, Kestrel prefers to let down her hair by warming a barstool at whichever nightclub or tavern takes her fancy, lightly sipping a somber and flavorful drink while watching the door for anyone who might enter or leave...

Or is that part of her work too?


Current Armaments:

- Connery Arms Thunderball .50 revolver
- Dalton Int'l .50 Koskov longbarrel pistol
- Trevelyan Int'l .50 Living Daylights high-performance autoloader
-- .50 Moore Ind. Moonraker hard points
-- .50 Lazenby Limited Secret Service hollow points
-- .50 Moore Ind. Solitaire hotshots
-- .50 Zorin Int'l high-energy bullets
-- .50 Grishenko Ltd. Skyfall cryoburst rounds
-- .50 Grishenko Ltd. GoldenEye high-energy rounds
-- .50 Craig & Niven Casino Royale multi rounds

- Scaramanga .44 Goldfinger Twin Auto
-- .44 Moore Ind. hard points
-- .44 Trevelyan Int'l Onatopp Series kinetic AP bullets
-- .44 Solex magnesium hotshots
-- .44 Blofeld Arms Oddjob AP sharptips
-- .44 Moore Ind. Octopussy multi rounds

- Rigg-Peel Arms 20 ga Avenger holdout shot-revolver
- Brosnan Ind. 20 ga Skyfall longrifle
- Le Chiffre Int'l .20 ga Quantum collapsible scattergun
-- Craig & Niven Skyfall 20 ga rifled slugs
-- Blofeld Arms 20 ga Spectre hotshot cartridges
-- Moore Ind. 20 ga May Day high-energy slugs

- Professional Arms Golgo 13mm SMG
- Albatross 13mm Rolling Thunder SMG
-- Albatross 13mm high-incendiary rounds
-- Leila 13mm AP hard points
-- Geldra 13mm cryo-sonic rounds
-- Geldra 13mm kinetic burst slugs
-- Jay Ind 13mm WCPO multi rounds

- Bureau 13 Tactical Attache Case, Mark 007

- Cate Archer Ltd. Tactical Designer Handbag (made from HARM-free materials!)

- Kev-Tex Bureau 13 impact-resistant clothing

- Wing Chun Kung Fu (Blue Sash rank)

- Various discreet or innocuously designed superspy gadgets (for defeating security measures, eavesdropping, decrypting passwords or puzzles, et al)


GREENS:  "Silk work" information gathering methods; Sex as interrogation; BDSM as interrogation; Overtures at romance; Oil, Massages, Footplay, Dryhumping, Vanilla Sex (favoring the Woman-on-Top positions), Rough Sex (or even Hatefucking), Domination (whether hers or -- if you prove yourself her better -- yours), occasional Non-Con/Rape Play; men or women, from burly to androgynous; transexuals (shemales or femboys); threesomes, foursomes, moresomes.

YELLOWS:  Politically Correct transexuals; people with animal parts, including heads, teats and penises; characters with blank bios or Bioware bios; characters with super awesome godlike powers that couldn't possibly be fair or represented in NWN; do that and I reserve the right to spontaneously pull superpowers out of MY durable yet fashionable designer hat too!  >:)

REDS:  Godmoders and powergamers who give themselves "I press a button, you die" off-the-book superpowers (especially if they dive into big, angry snits if you even joke about that abuse or refuse to play along with it), along with the usual Scat/Vomit/Pedo/Necro/Permanent harm and cutty-choppy-mutilatey-killy-deathy stuff.  That stuff is LEAGUES outside of Kestrel's mission parameters!


[Agent Kestrel is compatible with the Swap Gender spell.]


...AND since, by now, it clearly needs to be said, your Tells and my "Tell-Friendliness":

Tells that I love, like or simply don't mind:

-- "Hi, could you tell me where I could find [insert person, place or thing here]?"
-- "Hey, did you see the new [server feature] yet?"
-- "Hi, I like your character!"
-- "Sheesh, Widsy, how many characters do you have?"
-- "Hey, we're having a [party/drinking contest/arena tournament/dungeon crawl/Shard Run/other social event] over here.  Care to join us?"
-- "Hey, something killed me and you're in the neighborhood.  Could you come Raise me?"
-- "Hey, our characters know each other pretty well by now.  What would you say to a date, and maybe some ERP?"
-- "Before we begin, let's talk about our Lights for a moment..."
-- "Hey.  Our last ERP was great!  Can we meet up somewhere and do it again?"
(Just bear in mind that I might not always be available, whether because of Real Life concerns, I'm already off doing something with someone else, I'm up to my ears in balors, et cetera.  Sorry!)

Tells that disturb me, annoy me or piss me off:

-- "Hi, I'm some stranger and you've never met my character and/or me before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, I read your Description and I think you'd be interested in my character, even though you've never met him/her before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!" ...or, simply, "Nice character!  Let's fuck!")
-- "Hi. my character's a half-angel, half-dragon, half-kobold warforged genasi shemale with two heads and five leg-sized, spiky cocks!  Pretty cool, don't you think?  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi!  Hi!  Hi there!  Hi!  HI!  HELLO?  Why won't you answer my Tells?  What, I'm not good enough for you?  I said 'Hi'!"  (Nevermind that I could be up to my ears in balors for all they know.  You know what's REALLY sexy?  Patience!)
-- "Hi, I've been stalking you with my godlike munchkin stealth skills since Waterdeep!  Let's fuck!"
-- "...what?  You turned my character down in-character because I was creeping you out with my persistent and terrible in-character sexual advances?  Well...he/she/it WASN'T coming on to you!  Yeah!  You just misunderstood me, that's all.  The joke's on you!  No problems handling rejection HERE, nope!"
-- "Boo hoo hoo, you and/or everybody else won't fuck me because I'm a complete toad!  So I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you in hopes that you'll change your mind and fuck me!  Woe is me!  Poor, poor me!  Ohhh, how I had such strong hopes that you'd take pity on me and fuck me!  I think I'll crawl into a hole and die!  Boo hoo hoo..."

(Seriously.  I enjoy ERP, but I am NOT your dial-a-whore.  Maybe you should try putting a bit more effort into your "romantic overtures" if I don't immediately tear off my clothes and throw myself at you just because you clicked my username and said, "Sup?".)