---------------------------------------------------------
Theme Song: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4qKJS-8bzoA
---------------------------------------------------------

I still masturbate while eating top ramen

At a faster rate in the bigger quantities

It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace

I turn the temperature up all the way sweat up on my face

If you give no effort

If you got no money

Then i got a cheap method

Crack it open throw it in a pan and let it cook bitch

Now thats a real education fuck books

If you wanna make in college acknowledge

All the flavors that be dropping

Mad knowledge on these pussy ass canned goods

We got chicken and beef to boost the manhood

Anybody want a piece of me will have to get this ramen first

Start with the shrimp and then the fire

Theme:

If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you higher

Thirty-five cents a pack, three for a dollar

Unbelievable pricing thats the future of a blue collar worker

And I'm talkin' bout ramen

This shit'll fill you up when you're feeling like an African

Come back when you're in the state that I'm in

And say hi to my homeboy top ramen

---------------------------------------------------------Lights
---------------------------------------------------------
White: Memes, Top Ramen, Characters from the Filthy Frank Mythos, Shard Runs, Chef with Jon Favreau

Green: Lycra Suits, Vomit Cake, Hair Cake, Selling Out

Yellows: ERP (This character is intended for serious non-erotic scenarios, so this varies)

Red: the usual gross things