Race: ~animal noises~
Age: ~growl~
Height: ~chimp's screeching~
Weight: ~Gasp~
Eyes: ~squints~
Hair: ~oink-oink~
Gender: ~whale song~

Your only hope for fame and fortune, and to escape the life of a commoner, was to become an aDvEnTuReR. Guided by your goals and dreams, you have set off in search of excitement.

Roses are red
Violets are blue, eat your vegetables
Greens are great for you