Look, pal.  I don't know what you're staring at but I'm here to work.  Any job, if the price is right.  I can ride a horse, I can sail a ship, and I can pilot in the sky too, if that's your fancy.

I'm not bad in a scrape either.  Need someone found?  I can find em.  Got problems with wizards?  The space kind, or just the finger-wagglin' beard heads?  How do you want em, bagged and tagged, or contained and restrained?

Anything can be yours if the price is right.

Just here to be social?  That's fine when I'm off the clock.  I can get along well enough with anyone.  I get along better when they're leggy, and can stare me down right back.  All in good fun.


//Reds:  Typical server rules for reds and also: No pregnancies, no ignoring lights, no long term relationships, and no feet.  None of these are jokes.