Subrace:  Green Hag
Age:  Young-ish.  But how can anyone tell?
Hair:  Green-Black and usually grungy and unkempt.
Eyes:  Mud Brown
Skin:  Bog Green
Build:  Crooked and Muscular, Pudgy in places with a distended belly.
Breasts:  Assymetrical, with her right breast larger and saggier than her left.


Oh, what's this?  A beautiful maiden, bathing alone in a stream out in the thick of the woodland?  Such a pleasant sight she is!  So much untamed raven hair!  Such a shapely body with a prow of full and perky breasts!  Surely she would be a worthy one to woo and entice into clapping bellies together in the grass or on the stream's banks!  It couldn't hurt to try seducing her, right?

...right?

No, of course not!  She's just a fair maiden, after all.


GREENS:  That special kind of "consensual seduction curtailed by surprise disguise-dropping and non-consensual rape" for which hags are notorious.  Also, bondage (domme inclined, but not too good to be the sub if dominated through a turning of the tables), Corporal Punishment (ditto), Massage (any), Intimacy and Carnality -- Vanilla or Kinky, though Grynnig herself prefers the dommy-rapey approach -- Tribbing, Group Bathing, Vaginal Sex (and no, she lacks the all-too-common Sinfarian frog DNA that allows people to change sexes on the fly), Anal Sex, Oral Sex, Masturbation, Strap-ons and other toys, Trampling and Foot Play, Body Oil, Twosomes, Threesomes, Foursomes, Moresomes, with men, women, hermaphrodites and/or transexuals who DON'T take themselves too seriously.  However...

YELLOWS:  Politically Correct transexuals/transgenders/trans-Siberians/transwhatever.  If you're the type of person who gets SO offended if someone says words like "shemale" or "trannie" instead of your secret Synonym of the Week, then you're probably not a fun person, and frankly, you're not worth my time or my patience.  Step away from the hag!

Also, mind control (so long as you're a good sport about it, for Luna's sake; otherwise, see "Godmoding" below), Beastly Humanoid sorts.

REDS:  Godmoders and powergamers who give themselves "You burn and die because *I* say so" off-the-book superpowers (especially if they dive into big, angry snits if you even joke about that abuse or refuse to play along with it), Scat, Vomit, Pedo, Necro, Permanent harm and cutty-choppy-mutilatey-killy-deathy stuff.  I mean, really!  Grynnig's nasty, but she's not THAT nasty!


Weedy Grynnig is open to subdual, capture and possible enslavement at this time; what you would WANT with a deceptive and gnarly green hag...well, there's no accounting for tastes, I suppose.