Humans get intelligence and wisdom
Elves get grace, beauty and long lives
Yeah...right

In every magic school, in every class
Someone has to come last
Meet Ana'delith (Andie for short)

Creator of not so famous spells such as
Mordenkainen's Unopenable Umbrella
Bigby's Relaxing Finger
Leomund's Cheap Motel Room
Evard's Invasive Tentacles
Mestil's Acid Reflux, and
Detect Fire (range: touch)

Kind of gangly and thin for a human
Spindly even for an elf
She comes complete with oversized glasses
'Suicide' blonde (dyed by her own hand)
A splintered stick that almost glows
Or it did until the paint wore off
A big floppy hat that's seen better days
Garish robes and capes
and no fashion sense whatsoever
She dresses like she was caught in a thrift store explosion


Learning magic shouldn't be this hard
But she's realistic about it
She's always looking for a good teacher
She has a way of passing classes
She's an Academic Transmutationist
If your magic sucks....

"Your familiar ate your assignment ?"
"Yes, you can do an oral makeup...again"
"*sigh* Come in and close the office door"