Here stood before you was a diminutive pigmy creature, rising to only about four feet on a good day. Though his stature was laughably unremarkable, the odd snaggletooth gremlin appeared athletic enough to climb trees and lift objects much larger than himself. His face was gnarled and sun shriveled. A flattened pig like nose jutted from his face just above a full set of unappealingly large lips. Menacing yellowed eyes leered about with paranoid concern. A large pair of tattered ears sprouted from his head, despite their dire state of degeneration they still seemed able to twitch and orient themselves to better hear sounds. Between his legs rested what most would've considered a possible candidate for a fifth limb. Upon closer inspection however it was found to be his manhood, an inexplicably fat and lengthy one at that. A deeply pungent scent of cock musk and sweat clung to the unwashed creature, acting as a perpetual reminder of his potency.