Some dark denizens of the underplanes are sent out on a specific mission to corrupt and control Kings and Queens, popes and priestesses, princes and philanthropists.

Others are charged with siphoning as many souls as they can and bringing them back for rewards and praise.

Still others are put on the mortal planes to bide their time until a task worthy of them appears.

Some come back from walking their familiars to find the front door warded shut and a second hand grimoire and a couple of cold soul sandwiches bundled onto the end of their favourite magic staff hanging from the knob, along with a one-way portal stone to the mortal realm and a note reading "good luck, don't come back until you either learn to feed yourself or get fucked full of grandchildren for us."

Her unearthly beauty almost covers for the pure laziness, almost, but a familiar has to eat and her belly rumbles too so it's off to find rats and something to suck dry...shouldn't be too hard for someone of her talents.

Her entry in the "Who's Who in the Planes" (Junior Edition) reads:
Five foot fuck-all in bare feet
Five foot fuck-all and a bit in boots
Red skin, red hair with dark lowlights
Red tail, yellow eyes, often wears glasses
Small wings, usually conceals them
One chipped horn, paints them pink
Voted most likely to screw up a virgin sacrifice by screwing the virgin first



The note tucked inside the grimoire read:

Dear Mr and Mrs Firescale:
I'd like to say it was a pleasure having Talanith in my class for her final year.

I'd like to but I can't.
Her lack of interest in the subject matter is only matched by her lack of effort.

In her Applied Lust class she needed continual coaching:
"Tally, you're supposed to suck HIM off, not suck IT off, now spit it out and go fetch the fleshmender"

In her Senior Succubology class she showed little originality, preferring instead to lie on her back so she didn't have to move. She does enjoy the rewards but dislikes working to please her lab partners or anyone besides herself for that matter

In her Second Way Sex class, she did come up with a unique male appearance but solely to allow her to finish two assignments at once and save time

In her Pursuit of Prey class she continually needed to be reminded of the need for stealth:
"It's a quiet "tally-ho" to alert the team
Not a screeched "GET THE FUCKER !!!"

Her Senior Project was to allow herself to be summoned via a dark ritual and to bring back the soul of her summoner or at least to feed on his (probably virgin) lust.
Instead, she allowed herself to be summoned by a couple of fourteen year old girls with a ouija board and returned with her horns painted pink ! after showing them how to contact dead celebrities with that board, using the Academy account !!
Those are all stored at least four layers below this one, have you seen the far-scrying bill for this month ? it isn't pretty.

After many attempts by several coaches and instructors in Basic Flight, I determined that it was better for all to simply teach her a cantrip to conceal her wings and forget she had them

Her slothfulness seems to extend beyond her lack of academic efforts, when I inquired about a babysitting job she'd had she replied "Oh, it was easy, I taught him how to jerk off, showed him my tits, and never saw him the rest of the night" a unique and resourceful approach to be sure, but one inspired more by lack of interest in the task rather than any will to succeed.

Tally does show a distinct affinity for magick although her application is rather haphazard and uninspired, she could easily do well with further study and practice should she wish to spend the effort. Hopefully this spellbook will help spark her interest.

Talanith's future may well lie in the food preparation or housekeeping industries rather than in field work, as she far prefers eating souls to gathering them.

Yours: Prof. Lanith S. Dementor

PS: Please pass on my best wishes to Tally, she's going to need them.


Girls might want to watch out for her familiar, he's a purebred leghound-lapdog