Race:  Leprechaun
Age:  Late Adolescent (for a faerie)
Hair:  Fiery Orange
Eyes:  Emerald Green
Skin:  Fair, Rosy, Lightly Freckled
Build:  Sleek, Wide-Bottomed, Potbellied


Hey, it's a leprechaun!  One of the elusive fey embodiments of greed, wealth, wanderlust, adventure, chasing rainbows (for better or for worse), trickery, Old Gaelic stuff and green, lots and lots of green!  And gold!  But mostly gold.  We don't see very many of those around the Sinfar Archipelago, do we?

Now where is she going with that large, overstuffed purse slung over her shoulder?  It's jingling and spilling coins, gemstones and magic all over the place!  Maybe she's just finding a new place to hide all of her treasures.  Maybe she grants wishes too!  And gold!  But mostly gold.  But we have to catch her first!

Aw, she's a cute little thing!  Very graceful and whimsical of tongue, very charismatic.  And magical.  And possibly stuffed with gold.  She always speaks in rhyme, too, which is sort of weird.  Did...she just talk us into NOT wanting her gold?  And why is my friend Seamus punching me in my face now?  He must want her gold more than he wants my friendship!  Fine!  Have at you, Seamus!

And...the leprechaun just disappeared with "A dismal end to yoor would-be plunders.  Bonny luck next time, ye barmy dunders!" or somesuch.  And she didn't even leave any gold!  Or wishes!  Or wishes for more gold!  Maybe we should have grabbed her when we had the chance....


GREENS:  Lots and lots of gold!  :-D

(Also, platonic roleplay, sex as part of games of chance, overtures at romance (not for anyone with "No ERP with Smalls" in their bios, of course), dance, music, poetry, oil, massages, dryhumping, vanilla sex (favoring the Woman-on-Top positions), rough sex, occasional Non-Con/Rape Play (possibly with Charm spells or other Enchantments, as long as we can be reasonable about it), bondage (ditto), light pain (ditto); men or women, from burly to androgynous; transexuals (shemales or femboys); threesomes, foursomes, moresomes.)

YELLOWS:  Some gold!  :-)

(Also, Politically Correct transexuals; people with animal parts, including heads, teats and penises; characters with blank bios or Bioware bios; characters with super awesome godlike powers that couldn't possibly be fair or represented in NWN; do that and I reserve the right to spontaneously pull superpowers out of MY ass too.)

REDS:  No gold.  :-(

(Also, Godmoders and powergamers who give themselves "You die because I say so" off-the-book superpowers (especially if they dive into big, angry snits if you even joke about that abuse or refuse to play along with it), along with the usual Scat/Vomit/Pedo/Necro/Permanent harm and cutty-choppy-mutilatey-killy-deathy stuff.  The Seelie Court would not approve, and neither would she!)


[Aisling Brísteglas is compatible with the Swap Gender spell.]


...AND since, by now, it clearly needs to be said, your Tells and my "Tell-Friendliness":

Tells that I love, like or simply don't mind:

-- "Hi, could you tell me where I could find [insert person, place or thing here]?"
-- "Hey, did you see the new [server feature] yet?"
-- "Hi, I like your character!"
-- "Sheesh, Widsy, how many characters do you have?"
-- "Hey, we're having a [party/drinking contest/arena tournament/dungeon crawl/Shard Run/other social event] over here.  Care to join us?"
-- "Hey, something killed me and you're in the neighborhood.  Could you come Raise me?"
-- "Hey, our characters know each other pretty well by now.  What would you say to a date, and maybe some ERP?"
-- "Before we begin, let's talk about our Lights for a moment..."
-- "Hey.  Our last ERP was great!  Can we meet up somewhere and do it again?"
(Just bear in mind that I might not always be available, whether because of Real Life concerns, I'm already off doing something with someone else, I'm up to my ears in balors, et cetera.  Sorry!)

Tells that disturb me, annoy me or piss me off:

-- "Hi, I'm some stranger and you've never met my character and/or me before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi, I read your Description and I think you'd be interested in my character, even though you've never met him/her before!  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!" ...or, simply, "Nice character!  Let's fuck!")
-- "Hi. my character's a half-angel, half-dragon, half-kobold warforged genasi shemale with two heads and five leg-sized, spiky cocks!  Pretty cool, don't you think?  Let's meet somewhere and fuck!"
-- "Hi!  Hi!  Hi there!  Hi!  HI!  HELLO?  Why won't you answer my Tells?  What, I'm not good enough for you?  I said 'Hi'!"  (Nevermind that I could be up to my ears in balors for all they know.  You know what's REALLY sexy?  Patience!)
-- "Hi, I've been stalking you with my godlike munchkin stealth skills since Waterdeep!  Let's fuck!"
-- "...what?  You turned my character down in-character because I was creeping you out with my persistent and terrible in-character sexual advances?  Well...he/she/it WASN'T coming on to you!  Yeah!  You just misunderstood me, that's all.  The joke's on you!  No problems handling rejection HERE, nope!"
-- "Boo hoo hoo, you and/or everybody else won't fuck me because I'm a complete toad!  So I'm going to lay a guilt trip on you in hopes that you'll change your mind and fuck me!  Woe is me!  Poor, poor me!  Ohhh, how I had such strong hopes that you'd take pity on me and fuck me!  I think I'll crawl into a hole and die!  Boo hoo hoo..."

(Seriously.  I enjoy ERP, but I am NOT your dial-a-whore.  Maybe you should try putting a bit more effort into your "romantic overtures" if I don't immediately tear off my clothes and throw myself at you just because you clicked my username and said, "Sup?".)