A noble man in the purgatory of regular existence. Circumdederunt me gemitus mortis, dolores inferni circumdederunt me, y'know.

Nature's cruel joke on the wanton ladies of Sinifer, this dashing young fellow faced adversity from the minute of his creation. A male embryo in the womb of his futa-loving mother, he survived antibodies, hostile hormones and late night drinks at the Trap to be born in reasonable health, despite these dark magics designs to make him into a plush curvacious creature.

Escaping the neglect of his disinterested mother, he made his on way on the streets of Sinifer even as a toddler, the maturation hastening magicks weaved upon him in the womb betraying their initial, dark design in their serving the noble purpose of allowing him to grow, survive, and thrive!

Despite forking away from his destiny in such a drastic fashion, this stalwart young fellow remains afflicted with many of the perverting effects of his spawning. His features and build are very androgynous, and it didn't take a genius to suspect he was probably entirely bereft of any body hair save his lush locks.  

Despite this hereditary burden, his voice was very deep, and his demeanour was decidedly masculine.

There, an actual description! It's all very tongue-in-cheek, of course. Let me know if it made you laugh. Oh, he likes T&A and is a top.