The Farkleberry is plain and tasteless, until it gets tough and bitter, and as such it is usually left unpicked and unbothered.

It can be recognized by it's loud battlecry

"Get Farkled !!!"


They said 'make a berry'
so I found one I liked ;)

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vaccinium_arboreum

She's just a shade over five feet tall,
a lot longer if you count the tail.
Dark orange fur with purplish highlights
Fairly stocky for her height
Green eyes and often green jewellry
Humanish face with sharp little teeth
Smells faintly of violets
Gets a little 'agitated' at certain times
The violet smell gets a lot stronger then
That's the price to be an unfixed vixen


If you want mindless pvp look elsewhere

If you want twisted erp, look elsewhere

If you want to take your time and RP your way through a dungeon or two and maybe have a little fun on the way, or see just how hard it is to get a vixen drunk enough to forget her preferences...
she's your farkleberry