My Liege, the peasants are groaning under the weight of their taxes

"Screw the peasants"

Are you sure my Liege ?

"Of course I'm sure, screw all of them and the merchants and landsmen too"

All of them my Liege ?

"You could hear when I married you, are you deaf now ?"

No, my Liege, I wanted to be sure

"I don't say things just to hear myself talk, fuck everyone !!!"

I may be gone for quite awhile, my Liege

"Planning a vacation ? that's a fine idea, it will do you good to get away from all this whining about taxes and other 'hardships', if you visit your sister try and speak to her husband the Prince about my taxes would you ?  and see if you can find the wine steward on your way out"

Of course my Liege, but it might take a few moments before he comes

"Bloody peasants !! Fuck them all !!!"

Yes my Liege, all of them.

"Bloody well right !! Now lift your skirts, drop your knickers and come over here and pay your taxes before you leave"

Of course my Liege and then I'll go look for the wine steward and afterward the stableboy so he can get my horse ready

"Fuck both of them !!"

Yes, my Liege...




Thus started the ride of Lady Divah
Lovely young Dutchess of Coven-in-Trees
Obedient wife of the dour Duke Galnath
And as she rode through the towns and villages in her splendour (and out of it),
pausing along the way to fulfill her mission, the cry rode up from far and wide

"Go Divah, Go Divah, GoDivah, GO !!!"


5'7"
Mid 20ish
Very slim, her bottom looks much too small for such a big saddle
very toned legs, bottom and belly from long days riding and vigorous atoning
Lady Godiva was a redhead, she was only blonde in the song ;)
Wears high riding boots, a Noble's sash, flowers in her hair and not much else

Her mission is to atone for the excesses of the nobility and give back to the poor and the over taxed; be it gold, food or just a few moments of rest and pleasure in a hard life, and she's almost always ready to give it back, on her back if need be.

Lately she sits a little gingerly,
maybe saddle sores ?


She's not here as rapebait or to be humiliated, she won't stand for it.
After all she IS nobility and a Lady.
But she does sincerely want to make life easier for the poor and downtrodden, the rich and powerful need not apply.

Nothing outrageously big, bizarre or monstrous please, try and keep it semi-believable and she will too :)