Who put the stump
up her rumpypumpypump ?

Who rammed her clam
with a big old hairy dingdong ?

Who shot the goop up her poopypoopychute ?

Who put the cum
in her yummybummybum ?

Who was that man
with a throbby knobby gla-a-and ?
That makes those elf girls
get down on their knees ?

Yeeeaaahhhh......

Four foot four from his head to his shoes
A permanent lift to the ladies' gift
Never passes up a chance for a quick doo-wop session.