He's the cheap toilet paper of adventuring
Rough, tough, doesn't take crap from anyone

Muscles where there shouldn't be muscles

Every day is chest and arms day
Leg day, not so often

6'6" 65 inch chest, 32 inch arms
Wears an extra slim loincloth

Big, Blond, Brawny and Brainless
Strong like bull, smart like tractor


Happy go lucky, not a vicious bone in his body
Pretty much harmless
But gawds, he's BIG !!!
450 pounds of dynamite with a four inch fuze

Likes finding a willing exercise partner
Especially for practicing naked pushups
Bigger isn't always better
skill and perseverence counts too