"There I was, relaxing peacefully in my own chambers when in bursts a madman waving a huge cleaver in his hand"

"Good Gods, Sir, did you have anything in your own hand ?"

"His wife's left breast and a thing of beauty it was but completely useless in any sort of fight"

"What happened then ?"

"A cooler head prevailed, the young lady stood up and in no time at all had us both well in hand and coming together to reach a common satisfaction without resorting to steel, or even fisticuffs
She has a most gifted tongue that one"

"Well done Sir, well done indeed"

"Yes, well these things do happen, could I trouble you for another brandy ?"



He has silver hair and a silver tongue, the elven blood mixed in his veins is apparent but he doesn't make distinction between humans, elves or anyone else, just so long as they're presentable in polite company

About 5'10" lean and fit
Whitish hair but not from age
Possibly in his late 30's
Always dressed in expensive yet subdued finery, nothing ostentatious but clearly of quality make, almost always with an ornate walking stick in his hand


He's quick with a compliment and a smile or a saucy wink, as apt to chat up the Queen's handmaid as a bouncing barmaid or even the Queen herself and sees no difference between relieving a young girl of her maidenhood or a dowager Dutchess or common housewife of her boredom.
His lips are as agile in more pleasant use as they are with words and a favourite pastime is teaching a young lady that having a tongue stuck out at you isn't always an insult.

Favorites:

Cunnilingus.  Muff diving without a snorkel, doing the Hymenlick maneuver, kissing the lips that never complain etc, etc.
Having the favor returned
Seeing a lover new or familiar, writhing in complete ecstasy for the first time
And bedding anyone he can.  Royalty, barmaids, shop clerks, stray girls in the street or an Inn, prostitutes, porn starlets, bored wives, all are the same to him.  
It's not the having, it's the getting.

Unfavorites
Men unless it's to share
Anal although he'll gladly use another opening while someone else does it
General uncleanliness, it's distasteful and a good hot bath can do wonders to loosen up muscles and petticoats

To answer the question on everyone's lips (both sets)
It's sort of big but not THAT big















Since all the guys are busy making dickgirls and hardly anyone seems to want to make a male character that isn't an orc, dragon, doesn't like girls, is so evil you'd hide if you saw him, or is just a general asshole, I took it upon myself.

If that bothers anyone, oh well. Sauce for the gander is sauce for the goose, etc.