Whenever he isn't out cutting down the monster population, he can be found in some tavern or another, quietly eyeing the serving wench and any other women who might happen to be around.
Just leaning back in his chair stroking his beard and licking his eyebrows.

He can be polite in mixed company, jovial even, and mean it.  He likes having fun and making others laugh but he'll freely admit what most others won't...almost everything he does is geared to the chance of him getting his dick wet.



I am a Dorf and I'm dicking a ho
Dicky dicky ho
Dicky dicky ho
I am a Dorf and I'm dicking a ho
Dicky dicky ho, dicking a ho

Bone in her mound
Suck her teats and make her moan
Fill up her crack
Scratch your beard along her back

Pump-on-her-tum    Cum-in-her-bum

I am a Dorf and I'm dicking a ho
Dicky dicky ho
Dicking a ho

Nobody said he was particularly or even remotely musically talented


On the off-chance there's one person out there who hasn't heard it before...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ytWz0qVvBZ0


He likes eating out then screwing elves and especially Drow until they can't walk straight or anything with horns to grab onto while they're blowing him.
He's not very picky but he has a real weakness for fluffy tails or 'butt-beards', the fluffier the better.

If the girl has a dick too he doesn't mind jerking her off while he does her from behind, but that's as far as he'll go.

I'm normally pretty good about hiding his location if he's with someone and they have theirs hidden, just because he's off by himself in what looks like a secluded place, don't assume he wouldn't want company, he always does, the more the better ;)