OOC:
If you don't want to read her whole description, at least go to the RP notes at the very bottom and save everyone a lot of time and trouble.


The condensed version:

Girls are for gossip, boys are for boinking
She's had a hard day, be nice to her


The full version:

Kind of cute in that elfy way
Kind of sassy with friends
Kind of exasperated with most things
Kind of horny when she's drinking
Kind of drinks a lot, probably too much


Light brown skin like well creamed coffee
Clear blue almond shaped eyes
a little bloodshot if she's hungover ;)
Purple hair, probably her own

Four foot ten in flats, she likes heels, except for her favourite office sneakers
Elves can walk on top of fluffy snow,
she might weigh up to 65 lbs/30kg
depending on what she had for lunch
and if she's lugging her purse around

No oversized boobs or butt or extra bits
She does have a few curves but they're easier to see when her bra's in her purse where it ends up ten minutes after work

She might be dressed to the nines for a night on the town if she doesn't have to get up early for work tomorrow
She might be out for a shopping spree if it's payday or her credit card is paid off
She might be sprawled out on a beach nursing a near fatal hangover, or just soaking up the sun with a cold drink and a trashy novel, with or without a swimsuit

If she's in a bar and still in her office clothes, it was most likely one of 'those' days and all she's interested in is seeing how much an elf can drink and maybe even getting her little bell rung if she can.
If she still has her office sneakers on too, just take her straight into the bathroom
She'll call in sick in the morning.

She's as civic minded as anyone but she isn't a Dutch elf, you won't catch her sticking her finger in any dykes.
Sorry girls, she only likes men for fun
She'll be polite to girls with extra parts, but only until they hit on her


Blue light specials in Aisle Five

LIKES
grocery shopping
clothes shopping
going out dancing
getting drunk and making bad decisions
nice guys who treat her like a lady
bad guys who can still be nice
sneaking into bathrooms with a 'buddy'
quickies in barely hidden places
testing her gag reflexes
teasing the mailroom and stockboys
handjobs, footjobs, blowjobs, boobjobs
anything besides her regular job
getting her bell rung more than once

Super Secret Favourite Kinky Bit
The feeling of sitting on a barstool in jizz filled panties and nobody else knowing, she doesn't always wear any, especially around laundry day, but she keeps a spare pair in her purse just for that (don't tell anyone)

HATES
cooking the groceries she bought
laundry day
running out of undies before laundry day
her hair getting mussed up
overtime, especially on weekends
getting called into her boss's office
her boss coming into her office
overnight 'guests' leaving before breakfast
girls hitting on her after becoming friends
the second day before payday
meeting her bad decisions when she's sober
dealing with things that aren't elf sized
anything going near her butt
anything unwashed or smelly...yuck




Ode to the Working Elf
(based on a true ingame story)

The day was long, the drink was strong
She couldn't get enough
A handsome stranger smiled at her
Intent to pick her up

She followed him to a little room
He locked the door with glee
The day was looking up for once
She got down on her knees

He gave her his all in that bathroom stall
When he was done he patted her head
He said "that was fun, but I have to run
My wife's home sick in bed"

She swallowed her pride and everything else
Then walked home by herself

The same thing happened twice last week
Heaven help the working elf !!






IMPORTANT RP NOTES:

(A)
She's 'strictly dickly'.
She'll chat for hours, drunk or sober, with other girls and gleefully bitch about bosses, boyfriends and the ridiculous prices in the shops, but she won't willingly go to bed with any female characters, no matter what they're equipped with or how drunk she is, period.

Girls for gossip, boys for boinking !!

(B)
For the boys, bigger is NOT always better, she's a small elf not a dragon, anything bigger than a human simply won't fit inside without making her uncomfortable at best or hurting her badly, she'll do what she can to help out but there are limits.

(C)
Rape is not out of the question (the one exception for dickgirls) but completely unnecessary for men. If she's been drinking, they can just be nice to her and maybe buy her one or two and she'll pay it back the best way she knows how.  
If it simply has to be done to make you feel superior somehow, it won't be hard.
Refer to (B) above and try not to leave her in tatters, healing isn't cheap
She will never have many levels, other than the XP from going places, so pvp isn't going to be any fun for anyone.

(D)
How long it takes to get her naked in a bed or her skirt hauled up around her hips on a nice soft patch of grass in a park, on her knees in a bathroom stall, or pulled into an alley or a quiet hallway for a quickie up against the wall, is totally up to you.  
I love RP'ing everything and the longer it takes to find a bed the better...usually
Other times she just wants to get laid, right now !! and the faster the better
I'll let you know if I don't have much time and I'll ask you to please do the same, that's why they call them 'quickies' ;)



Some things are beyond our control but...
If things aren't going the way you like them to or I don't follow your 'script' or you ragequit, faplog, decide to play another character instead or log off for whatever reason, just tell me first so I don't waste a half hour waiting to see if you crashed.
It'll still be held against you but not for as long as if you do it with no notice

Don't stomp off sulking if you didn't bother to read the directions, I can't send a /tell to clear anything up and refusing a /party invite so I can do it that way is just childish.

I'm here to have fun and get away from housework and RL, the same as anyone else, let's not ruin it for each other.

I try to be friendly but when someone doesn't read her preferences then gets mad and sulks off because she won't do what they want her to and blame me for it then I feel bad about it and have to waste a lot of time writing notes like this to make sure people understand, even if they probably won't bother reading it.
Don't call it being 'passive aggressive'
It isn't meant to be passive at all.