See this ? This is my GIGGLESTICK !!
When I shove it up your arse and flip the switch on, somebody's gonna get a laugh.
Me for sure. You? probably not.

Four and a half feet of cerulean chaos
She's overactive, oversexed, and over here

She looks like what you see and most times acts worse. Just try to keep her happy...
That's the safest thing for everybody.


Luckily, it's not hard to keep her happy.  All you have to do is be nice to her, and show her a good time, in or out of bed.

She doesn't mind talking to anyone, or more, even plain ordinary humans, except:

Anyone acting or looking ridiculously evil.
Anyone acting like a complete asshat because "that's what my character would do" may as well go do it somewhere else
That portrait with the dark face, red eyes and horned helmet with engraved armor has got to go.

Anything that would damage a four and a half foot girl, bigger isn't better, those porn chicks get paid to put up with that, she doesn't.
A baby's head is 'four inches thick'
and that HURTS !!!  A LOT !!!
The Dr cuts you there so it doesn't tear

Obviously AI generated descriptions or anything I have to look a word up for
Seriously, get a better translator, I'm pretty good with technical and anatomical terms but some of these are beyond tedious, look for everyday words instead of something from a medical textbook
If I see the word 'sclera' one more time...

'Lights' that read like a wiki 'fetish' list.
If it takes four paragraphs to list every conceivable geometric combination of body parts, you've watched too much hentai.

Remember the KISS rule.
Playing characters that are a little different in a fantasy setting with magic and sci-fi tech could be a lot of fun.
She's a blue raccoon with a laser sword (lightsabre is copyrighted) so that leaves things pretty much open but leaving me shaking my head in disbelief and revulsion won't be fun for anyone.

These are just my preferences, not demands for anyone to change theirs
You do you, just don't expect my characters to do you if it won't be fun.

'Greens'
Creative but believable characters
Being approached
Sitting down for a drink and a chat
Hunting monsters for fun and profit
Aliens/humanoids of all descriptions
(except those listed above)
Getting talked into a 'quickie'
Getting wined and dined into a 'slowie'
'Rest breaks' in a dungeon
'Small' dicks (less than average size IRL)
Human sized dicks
Odd shaped but still human sized dicks
'Long' is alright, it doesn't all have to go in, or even half of it
Ridiculously thick is not alright
Two inches (5cm) is well past 'thick'
Handjobs (she's careful with her claws)
Blowjobs (she's careful with her teeth)
Plain sex anytime
Fancy sex if there's time
Wham-bam thank you Ma'am if there isn't
'Roll over I want to try something'
Cute, even feminine boys if they like girls


'Yellows'
Girls with dicks, mmaaayyybbeee...
(only if they're girl sized dicks)
Playing with her tail, or under it
Plasma powered strapons with overdrive



'Reds'
Everything else, especially if I have to look it up then look for eyeball bleach after

Girls without dicks, for Pete's sake could someone make a male character that's 'doable' ? just once ? might be fun...
Not all girls are lesbians, even if some are
Not all girls have penis envy
This is all pretend, but still...