Blonde, blue-eyed, big-boobed and bubbly
But Ot-nay Oo-tay Ight-bray

She knows all the hard questions.....
just not any of the answers to them

Questions like:
If you get burnt to ashes by a dragon
then the wind blows all the ashes away
and a cleric resurrects you in a new body
Is that one a virgin when you get it ?
Or does it come pre-boinked ?
I don't want to go through that again.....
Do the gods just boink someone's spare body so it's already done unless they need an unused one for when they get raised ?
How do they know when to do it to get it ready for them ?
Is that a job they make angels do ?


Obliviously optimistic and proud of it
She can be talked into almost anything
Almost...
There are some things even she doesn't think are good ideas, but feel free to try, you'll never know until you do

Try talking her into things
Or out of them
Like out of her clothes
Or into a bed or some hidden place
Be creative though, she doesn't fall for the same line more than twice*.....usually

She likes making 'bar bets' if she thinks she can win, she often doesn't see the little loopholes in them but she'll always pay off if she loses, just remember that she might win the odd one so bet something that even if you lose you win

Her bra size might be higher than her IQ, but she isn't really stupid, just very, very 'not wise'.
She has flashes of brilliant insight
So brilliant most people don't see them

Five foot three
Boobs bigger than her head
PLUS...she's got a pretty flat head you can set your beer on

















* I'll be taking notes, be original ;)
If I haven't heard it before, you win