"When people told themselves their past with stories, explained their present with stories, foretold the future with stories, the best place by the fire was kept for the storyteller."

// // // The Quick and Dirty \\ \\ \\

«Name»  Nadia Nickleplenty
«Alias» That thieving, yellow-bellied bastar----
«Sex» Female
«Pronoun» She/Her


«Age» 20
«Species//Subspecies» Half-Elf//Onahole
«Build» Calpygian, Curvy
«Measurements» 32D - 22 - 36
«Height» Variable
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«Hobbies» Storyteller, Troubadour
«Occupation» Onahole/Masturbatory Aide
«Class» Bard
«Combat Style» Pacifist


«Personality» Playful, Cheeky, Impulsive
«Morality» Consequentialism
«Philosophy» Hedonism
«Alignment» Chaotic Neutral


«Orientation» Bisexual (Femme Pref.)
«Role» Switch
«Sexuality» Flings. Nothing serious.
«Significant Other(s)» None.

Note(s):

[+]  Curse of the Fold» Unbeknownst to our stalwart heroine, her fey ancestry carries with it an affinity to blend in with the wanton desires of her partners. Change is a gradual process, mind you, and thus only the most persistent of lovers will notice as she shifts into your idealized image of beauty. Mind you, beauty standards vary from person to person, though those with potent, magical blood will witness a quicker metamorphosis.

[+]  Unnatural Flexibility» Quite recently, Nadia discovered that her body has changed from the norm. Namely, her range of motion has greatly increased beyond what ought be considered normal. This change isn't merely confined to her joints, but every inch of her. Skin, bone, and flesh. Worse yet? Her loins? They can accommodate impossible lengths.

[+]  Cumivore» Strange. Normal food tastes like ash. The only thing she seems to find a craving for are bodily fluids. She'd rather not go into the details of which.

[+]  Night-Mare» Sometimes you are what you fuck. In this case, her loins have shifted from the pink pert petals into the meaty haunches that are her equine pussy. Dark and leathery with a fat doughnut asshole sprouting out from between her legs. Not only that, but her clit; it's enormous! Maybe she's barn with it. Maybe it's Neighbelline. (Sorry, not sorry.)




// // Stay awhile and listen! \\ \\