Miss Teets is not a goblin!  no sir! Definitely NOT a goblin.. She is a.. err...  a drow!  
*Breaks into Che'El Oloth and "borrows" some jabress' spare hood off a laundry line... that incidentally is stitched in gold thread the initials, "K.A." ... She's sure no one will be the wiser to it.*  
               See?!?! i am a drow.. i haz a drow hood!  Therefore i am in disguise!  uhh as a drow, looking like just any other drow.  (Teets wonders how the fuck drow can see from inside these potato sacks?!?!)

Name: Masha Teeters
Aliases: Teets. Miss Teets. (She only hears Masha when she's in trouble)
Gender: Female
Race: Definitely NOT a Goblin!
Height: About yay tall *She holds a clawed hand above her head*
Weight: Wat ever a drow weighs! Cuz she is definitely a drow!
Age: Probably a lot.. drow live a long time ya know!

Sooooo  now do you believe her?!?! Just a plain ol drow!  

Recently Teets overheard some hoomies talkin about some scrappy lil goblin that goes by "Lolda"... Could this really be, Lolda the beloved hero of Desbris Clan (in Common  translates to the Booger Nugget Clan)!  She wondered if this was
hero of legend... She would find out!  
uhhh  for clearerizing, it's not because Teets is a goblin, but really a drow and Drow like scrappy little goblins!  true story!  Does this face look like a liar to you?!?!    uhh maybe don't answer that..


***Also.. she's mostly illiterate and dumb as a post. ***