Miss Teets is not a goblin!  no sir! Definitely NOT a goblin.. She is a.. err...  a drow!   (just ignore that green skin and fanglike chompers and small stature... all disguise!  mhmm)
*Breaks into Che'El Oloth and "borrows" some jabress' spare hood off a laundry line... that incidentally is stitched in gold thread the initials, "K.A." ... She's sure no one will be the wiser to it.*  *Upon her feet are boots worn and full of holes with a laser etched barcode denoting a Rank of "Commander" and a partial name... "Har###".*  
               "See?!?! Teets is a drowses.. i haz a drowses hoods!  Teets wearz deez drowses bootses!  Teets am in disguises!  uhh as a drowses, lookings like just anys others drowses!"  (Teets wonders how the fuck drow can see from inside these potato sacks?!?!)

Name: Masha Teeters
Aliases: Teets. Miss Teets. (She only hears Masha when she's in trouble)
Gender: Female (confirmed by looking and showing when asked by the curious)
Race: Definitely NOT a Goblin! (would this goblinesque face lie to you??)
Height: About yay tall *She holds a clawed hand above her head*  
Weight: Wat ever a drow weighs! Cuz she is definitely a drow! or a clever ruse to weigh more goblinish!
Age: Probably a lot.. drow live a long time ya know! definitely old enough to hunt/kill/breed!

Sooooo  now do you believe her?!?! Just a plain ol drow!  

Recently Teets overheard some hoomies talkin about some scrappy lil goblin that goes by "Lolda"... Could this really be, Lolda the beloved hero of Desbris Clan (in Common  translates to the Booger Nugget Clan)!  She wondered if this was
hero of legend... She would find out!  
uhhh  for knowings, it's not because Teets is a goblin, but really a drow and Drow like scrappy little goblins!  true story!  Does this face look like a liar to you?!?!    uhh maybe don't answer that..


***Also.. she's mostly illiterate and dumb as a post. ***