Name: Masha Teeters
Aliases: Teets. Miss Teets. (She normally only hears Masha when she's in trouble)
Gender: Female (confirmed by personally looking and lifting her loincloth when asked by the curious)
Race: Demi-Goblin (3/4 goblin 1/4 norker).
Height: About yay tall *She holds a clawed hand above her head*  
Weight: more than 3 bags of shiniez but less then 3 sacks of potatoes. (Don't ask how she came up with that measurement)
Age: She's an adult goblin.. ya weirdos. (Thinking otherwise speaks volumes about you. )
 



All too soon she found herself wandering the wilderness of Arche Terre, looking for a new home that was safe from all the weirdness and strange metal hoomies that try to hurt poor lil Teets! bad metal hoomies! bad badses!
While digging thru fox and badger holes, Masha dug a lil too deeply into one that seemed to faintly glimmer like a Shiniez would that had fallen from a pocket... annnd *ploop!* Masha tumbled into a really really really really really really reeeeeaaallly  big big cave... and landed on sharp ouchy spikey things attached
to a ginormous bald scaly rabbithead!  
There was a deep rumbling growl as the creature's head raised slowly and quickly becoming cross-eyed at the diminutive dirty lil goblin sprawled across her snout like someone was "over the knee" awaiting a spanking... Probably not the most dignified pose one makes an introduction with.. buuut that partially upside down sprawl with a bared green tush pointed to the sky elicited a chuckle as opposed to an annoyed breath weapon.
"and who might you be...little thief"??
"Eeeep! Was how masha responded with a clawed finger anxiously being jammed into a nostril... "greetings Eeep... odd name, even for a goblin."
"ooohhhh no no noses bigses scary dragonses! Me iz calleds Masha Teets,  me iz...mhmmm"  

"I am tired Masha, why dont you just steal a bit of gold and run off and then the Guardian of Black Lake will not have to eat you... hmm? "
"Eeep! ohhh noooz! pleases protects poor Teets fromses scary Goordeens of blackses lakeses!!!  Teets no wants stealses.. only wantses homez".
"No, little one, I am the Guardian of Black Lake. You may call me Caasset.  Now tell me how you came to be sprawled across my face with your behind the first thing i see..."

"Masha then begins to tell the story of her past and how she came to be mooning a dragon..."  


Somehow the goblin kept this story going for several hours... where it was apparently "spiced up" with bits taken from children's tales and meandering digressions... At the end, Caasset pronounced that Masha's quest to find a home had ended.. and that she could stay in safety.  Soon after, a few more goblins wandered by, and were invited to remain...  the tiny encampment quickly grew as rumours spread of a safe haven for the disenfranchised, unwanted and just plain tired of all the metal hoomie nonsense in the lands. Caves and burrows were cleared out, or expanded and soon the tiny camp of Black Lake became the Village of black lake.... Black Lake Draal was born.  

***Also.. Masha is mostly illiterate and dumb as a post. And probably a little too trusting. ***