Tells for meet-ups are always welcome, but you'll have to start he hasn't got a point.

Cute girls can just wander up if he catches your eye, he'll probably be looking at your tiddies anyway.



Your only hope for fame and fortune, and to escape the life of a cityfolk, was to stay a redneck. Guided by your dick, you have set off in search of a honkin' good time.

Just a good 'ol boy, works hard all week and spends his spare time drinking beer in a strip bar when he isn't working on his wagon, shaving the hubs and polishing the axles to 'give 'er a little git up 'n GIT'


Bigger than some and smaller than others
Kind of scruffy but mostly clean
Nuthin' wrong with gettin' yer hands dirty long as you're working, just wash 'em right good 'fore you sit down to the table or start playin' with yerself

His favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsMOth_XkZM

His favorite things in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xsOj2Xwy-Wo

He's never in any rush and usually likes to take things slow, reeall slow
If a girl wants to take over and speed things up though, he won't argue
Hell, they calls 'em 'quickies' fer a reason

He's got his own dick and that keeps him busy enough, he doesn't really see a need to start playing with another one but he doesn't mind makin' some city girl or even a city slicker 'squeal like a piggy'...