/Tell friendly, right neighbourly even
Cute girls can just wander up if he catches your eye, he'll probably be looking at your tiddies anyway.



Your only hope for fame and fortune, and to escape the life of a cityfolk, was to stay a redneck. Guided by your dick, you have set off in search of a honkin' good time.

Just a good 'ol boy, works hard all week and spends his spare time drinking beer in a strip bar when he isn't working on his wagon, shaving the hubs and polishing the axles to 'give 'er a little git up 'n GIT'


Bigger than some and smaller than others
Kind of scruffy but mostly clean
Nuthin' wrong with gettin' yer hands dirty long as you're working, just wash 'em right good 'fore you sit down to the table or start playin' with yerself

His favorite song
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jsMOth_XkZM

His favorite things in life
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vYMvKqWuEkA

He's never in any rush and usually likes to take things slow, reeall slow
If a girl wants to take over and speed things up though, he won't argue
Hell, they calls 'em 'quickies' fer a reason

He's got his own dick and that keeps him busy enough, he doesn't really see a need to start playing with another one but he doesn't mind makin' some city girl or even a city slicker 'squeal like a piggy'...


White:
Girls that know what they want and don't mind askin' for it or dropping a hint
Nice tiddies peekin' out from a tight top

Green:
Reg'lar things like blowjobs, boobjobs, handjobs and bed bustin' nekkid rodeos

Yellow:
Girls with swingin' parts, 'cept from behind, but a blowjob's a blowjob, just don't expect one in return, reacharounds mebbe
Makin' a city slicker squeal like a piggy
Bras, cep't for the pushup padded kind

Red:
Men, other than drinkin' beer, swappin' lies an' tag-teamin' a purty thing...
squealin' like a piggy ain't fer buddies.