The nametag on his mostly white coat reads:

'Dr.(Hon) H. Lipsplitz, Freelance Gynecologist and Plumbing Service'

"Dr. Harry at your cervix anytime, anywhere"

He's nothing if not professional..ok, he's nothing, but he tries hard to take care of all the hard worn, overworked and roughly used miles and miles of vertical smiles in the city and beyond.

Free inspection and testing
Fertility services by request