"They're always after me fucky charms, they're magically delicious !!"

Lay her right the first time and she'll be comfy underfoot for years

She can be found in almost any pub or just wandering the roads and greenfields
(Except for the slutwalk, too laggy)

She's given up trying to keep sticky fingers and other things out of her little pot of gold, just try and leave it the same way you found it.

If you can make her shamrocks shake she'll give your shillelagh a shellackin' you won't forget.


Had to be done, did it, not sorry

She's a leprechaun, she looks like a leprechaun, she's the same size as a leprechaun, she follows leprechaun rules.
Catch her and you get her pot of gold
Unless you look like you'd try and take it