The Doctor is:  IN


The nametag on his mostly white coat reads:

Dr.(Hon) Enqubert H(Harry) Lipsplitz III, Esq.
Freelance Gynecologist and Plumbing Service. All your pipes cleaned anywhere, anytime.

Babies delivered and installed
Virginity restored or removed

Minge showing the mileage ?
Stop in for a quick nip and tuck
Certified Cooter Rooter© Technician
Serving Sinfar, Aglon and Nim
Since a week ago last Tuesday

Main Office at Aglon Hospital
House calls made if time permits

He's nothing if not professional...
Ok, he's nothing, but he tries hard to take care of all the wornout, overworked and roughly used miles and miles of vertical smiles in the city and beyond at competitive rates.

All major health plans accepted, as well as gold, magic items, Dungeoneers Express, barter and other arrangements.
Payment due at time of examination.
Credit will not be extended.

Walk in clinic at Aglon office when open
Free inspection and testing for all magical and non magical diseases and conditions


Fertility services by request only
Repeat treatments included, if necessary.
(Yes, he's usually up for a bit of ERP)

He doesn't really want to examine a girl who's hung better than he is, but...
He will, medicine is for practicing and you have to see everything to treat it, but that's probably about as far as it goes.
Probably...

There's no 'bulge' showing in his trousers but he did have them properly tailored.

Appointments suggested but not required
Male patients seen in emergencies only.
Basic lifesaving services available cost free.

He doesn't seem to be the usual rough and tumble adventurer however a long line of dead monsters would beg to differ

No unnecessary blood, messes, bathroom stuff or the like and the usual server rules are not to be transgressed.

Pretty much anything reasonable can be played out, the examination table is fully adjustable for all types of procedures

If his location is hidden, he's either with a patient or conducting field research, please leave a message with the receptionist.  /Tells accepted ;)