Frammin' at the Jim-jam,
Frippin' in the Krotz
With a squeezin'
and a teasin'
and a grabbin' her crotch !!!!

I hear the battle calling !!
I'll be over thataway...

Old enough to have seen it all
Smart enough to have dodged most of it

He lives by a simple code:
"Fuck 'em all then reload"

Currently taking applications for apprentices
Young, cute, nubile apprentices...
eager to learn and ready to pay

(once levelled)