Yes, she's a big girl thanks for noticing
Yes, that's a big sword too
No, you can't have it, it's hers
Yes, that's a Dire Wolf skin cloak
Yes, she killed it herself
No, you can't have that either
No, she doesn't wear much else
Yes, you can look for yourself
No you can't touch unless you ask

What can you have ?
That depends on what you ask for.

Yes, she does like doing that
No, probably not with you
But keep trying, you never know

Five foot eight with a six foot sword
Everything else is as you see it

Some do, some don't, she might

No, she isn't a princess
No, she isn't part succubus
No, she isn't part dragon
No, she doesn't have a dick
No, she doesn't want one added
Yes, she likes them...on men
Yes, she likes women...for talking to
Yes, she likes elves and dwarves
Yes, she likes halflings and gnomes
No, she doesn't like orcs and goblins
No, she doesn't like it forced on her

Sometimes dressed for Court
Most times undressed for battle


The usual rules apply, and don't try sticking it in her ass or she'll try sticking that sword in yours.
Why does everyone insist on that ?

Pet peeves of the week:

People who jump to the OOC area and don't move away from the entry point before going afk.

People who open Roderick's menu on the server entry boat then go afk locking the whole server up until they come back. Maybe someone could put a timer on that conversation ? fifteen seconds should be enough to make a decision.