"Today's not your best day, is it Cherry?"
She sighed as the cloth sawed between her legs then tore with a sharp ripping sound

"Dammit! that was the only pair I had that didn't ride up my ass in these pants too"

The hulking beast behind her forced her to the ground and finished pulling her pants down to her knees as she fell onto her hands just in time to watch the other one move around in front of her with a grin

"Great, and I know there's at least four more standing around waiting their turn"

Another loud ripping sound made her wince as the Orc behind her tore her pants in half to kick her legs wider apart
"Well...that solves that problem"

"Go hunt Orcs they said"
"We pay cash by the head they said" "They're so stupid they said"
"Won't know you're coming they said"
"Well they're smart enough to set traps for my big feet to trip over, but they won't know I'm coming this time because I'm pretty sure I'm not going to !!"

The Orc in front took her head in both hands and turned her to face him as his tattered loincloth dropped to the ground

"Maybe they both have hair triggers so we can get this over with" she shook her head "Finish the rest fast and maybe they won't bother killing me, dishonor before death...
at least I hope they settle for dishonor"

She gasped past clenched teeth as the first Orc took her hard from behind

"At least he spit on it first but I bet not one of them bothers to pull out.
That alchemist had better be selling quality stuff or it's going to be more of a pain than just this and for a lot longer too.  
'Money back guarantee' he said, I'm going to want more than just my money back !!"

She sighed and let her weight rest on her hands as she lifted her head up and slowly opened her mouth for the second Orc.

"This is just like Graduation Day at the Mercenary School, I shouldn't have made that bet that I'd be the top finisher,
I lost by one point but I know damned well that Captain cheated when he handed out the marks, that's why the smug bastard was so eager to be first in line"

She tried to shift her thoughts to better times and how much gold she was going to make after they finished and fell asleep then croaked hoarsely when the Orc behind her started in with a vengeance, a croak all too quickly cut off into a squelching gurgle as the rest started laughing

"I should have taken that waitressing job"


She's quite tall at five foot ten
Her arms and back thickly muscled from swinging the huge club she prefers
Dark chestnut hair sometimes hangs behind her in a ponytail or whips around loose when she's getting serious


You can do what you want IF you get the chance, but you can't kill her, the gods merely laugh and raise her just to see what she's going to get herself into next.

Preferences

Someone actually being nice to her and treating her like a Lady for a change
Getting laid by someone who takes the time to let her to enjoy it too
Chatting for awhile or at least buying her a drink before trying to steer her into the bedroom, unless she's headed there already and glaring at you to hurry up.


Dislikes

General asshats and people who act like dyslexic twelve year olds with Tourette's and think being disgusting instead of creative is fun.....for them.....not you.

Orcs...they seem to like her though

Completely ridiculous sizes that would make a porn star cry

'Cervical penetration', it doesn't work that way because it can't !!  
Stop getting your anatomy lessons from japanese cartoon porn.

'Shemales' there are just too many and nothing else anymore, the novelty wore off long ago and she'd just laugh at them anyway. She'd probably get bent over a log and banged blind by a pack of them, but she'd still laugh at them while they did.

Not a big fan of 'setting things up' with /tells, mostly because it's hard without 'points' and I'm not going to beg for one.
If her location isn't hidden then just show up and see if she's in fight or flight mode or if she's just going to resign herself to being caught...again...or maybe even have a nice chat with a nice guy or more  ;)