A small town girl living in a magic world
Lyndy is five foot fuckall and proud of it
That doesn't mean she'll fuck all
A few maybe, if she's in the mood for it
She likes getting in the mood

A quick way to get her out of the mood is to be pushy, arrogant, nasty looking (or smelling), eye-watering evil, or looking like you've got a roll of bologna shoved down your pants. Seriously, what would she want with that ? slice it up for sandwiches ?

She isn't impressed with he-man muscle types either, or orcs. Cute boys who know how to behave are more her type.