Your only hope for fame and fortune, and to escape the life of a topless barmaid, was to become an adventurer. Pissed off at your boyfriend, you have set off in search of fun and funds.

The note in the till read

Dear former employer:

Consider this my resignation letter
I've decided that I need a change both in employment and lifestyle.

I didn't hate the time I spent working here, I even went along with your Topless Taproom idea but the only 'big tips' I ever saw were the ones from your asshole patrons propping the door open to let the cold breeze blow in.  Do you have any idea how that feels by the end of a shift ?

Speaking of tips, it's bad enough that I had to split mine with that fat fuck of a cook and the idiot dishwasher, but when you decided to subtract them from my pay ? Well, enough is enough and I'm not making enough to cover my rent even if I am 'saving money on bras' as you so quickly and observantly pointed out.

The last straw was when that half-dressed sorceress who never seems to have to pay her tab walked out of here with MY boyfriend after you said I had to work late on Yulemas Eve. It's hard enough for us short folk to get anything besides a goblin as it is, condoning magick on the premises for that is just wrong.

I'm taking the backpay you owe me from the till along with the new bung-starter I bought for tapping kegs with that you never reimbursed me for and that old sign from the backroom that everyone keeps tripping over and you say you'll throw out "tomorrow", well, tomorrow's here.

Thank you for teaching me the many ways the world will try to screw me, that's one reason I never went into your office when you were in there alone, guess the others.

Killing dragons has to be easier than this.

Yours Never,
Marty


She's Halfling sized
with a Halforc attitude
Brown hair and eyes
Smiles when she has a reason to

Carries a large hammer and a beatup old faded wooden tavern sign painted with
the name of 'The Ruptured Goblin'

Always looking for an adventuring group or at least an adventure, either in or out of her armour.


Lights:
I can't be bothered making up new ones like it's some sort of competition
She's pretty plain that way, mostly just the regular things but she's enthusiastic, especially with a little chatting up first.
She likes people her size but she can go up a size if she feels like it, she prefers boys so if you've got your own funbags, play with those instead.

I had to make her taller than a hobbit should be because I'm sick and tired of people assuming it's a 'child' character.  Honestly, if that's the first thing you think of when you see a halfling or gnome at the default size for that player race, you have a problem I can't help you with.
At least look at the portrait first.

HOBBITS RULE !!! GOBLINS DROOL !!!
        FOR THE SHIRE !!!