She stood up in the rowboat, jamming her leg into a hole drilled through the seat just for her, then lifted her cutlass high.

Aright !! Eyes an' ears in !!
What ya gots lefta 'em, anyways.

Cap'n's runnin' tha ship
First mate's runnin' tha crew
Second mate's runnin' tha gun deck
An' I'm runnin' you lot over ta' our prize !!

First one on gets 'is 'ammock swung
Less'n 'e finds sumthin' better over there
Th' last one on gets pegged instead
til' me eyes cross an' 'e can't walk !!

Now pull like yer arse depended on it
'Cause it does !! Yar-har !!!

Her evening didn't go quite as planned
Their 'prize' had two wizards and a priest

She washed up on the shores of an odd island, dusted herself off, made sure her powder was dry and wandered off to see what booty she could find, or whose.


Third mate Merum 'Peggy' Teadows
Sole survivor of the Ravaged Bridegroom
Short, slim, completely ruthless and an equal opportunity enjoyer.  Everyone's fair game, just as long as it doesn't get too messy or out of hand, even pirates have a few scruples...some...but they called her 'peggy' long before she lost her leg in a fight.

She's 4'10, skinny as a rail, mean as a dragon with heartburn and just as likely to bend a captured young maiden over the railing as a misbehaving crewman.  Her sturdy peg is always ready and never fails her in 'battle'.
She'll hang over that same railing to get boarded herself when the mood takes her and pity the one who stops before she's had her fill

Whenever the Captain called out
"Bring out me RUM !!!"
The cabin boy always asked "Keg or Peg?"