"Cover that crystal ball and go get a job!! You're 17th in line for the throne, not seventh and you can't sit around here doing nothing for the next couple of thousand years hoping your cousins kill each other off.  Go make a name for yourself killing monsters or invent a new spell or......or SOMETHING USEFUL FOR A CHANGE !!"


4'10" spoiled rotten and lazy to boot
Everything else is as you see it

Even elves have their limits and now she's out on her own left to wonder how she's even going to manage to keep herself fed
"Like, where do pizza trees even grow ?"

About the only thing Roxie LIKES doing is getting her rocks off whenever she can



Instead of a huge long list of 'lights' just consider anything not on this list as 'probably not but thanks for asking first'

Blowjobs, handjobs, plain but strenuous sex
With elves, humans, halflings, or anyone else clean and presentable and not too rough