By the gleam in his eye and the tilt in his kilt you can tell he's a MacBile


Jock, is anything worn under your kilt ?
No lass, it's all just as good as new
I mean do you wear anything under it ?
Oh, Aye lass, always
What then ? shorts? a loincloth
Shoes an' socks lass, shoes an' socks
Reach under 'n see fer yerself
Och, it's gruesome
Put yer hand back lass, it grew s'more

Scotsmen wear the kilt all day
Zippers scare the sheep away