ANOTHER PATCH !!!
That's the third one this month !!!

"I don't mind them adding new stuff but they expect me to pay another 'premium' to use half of it !! My credit card really isn't going to like this"

"Wait, it says they've fixed the 'adult' mode so it works right, that might be fun." *sigh*  "At least I won't find out a binary boyfriend crashed my car and the insurance wouldn't cover it because he was drunk...again"

"Oh well, may as well jack in and jill off, I don't have anything better to do.  But I'm tired of being the healer.  This time I'm making a big blonde with big boobs and a bigger axe, that's what the guys want anyway, right ? except for the axe part"



OOC(for her):
Masselie Gilwalren, hates being called 'Massengill', her friends call her 'Dickie' because she's straight, has a red end and has been known to spit on people who rub her the wrong way.

4'11, 87 lbs (hasn't changed since High School) natural red hair, blue eyes.

30C-23-28, usually wears stretch jeans, spike heeled boots, and a black leather vest over a sarcastic T-shirt, lives on caffeine and energy bars with the odd salad so she can reward herself with an ice cream after.  

Her shoulderbag has a breakaway front with a dead phone, a dummy wallet full of the fake cards you get in junk mail and a couple of dollars with pieces of paper stuffed between them, a little baggie full of parsley and a ring of old keys that don't fit anything to give a thief or mugger something convincing to steal.

The other part fastened to the strap has five pounds of loose change, various bits of junk that might be useful someday, a pack of gum, a couple of tampons, a package of condoms(you never know), some napkins and wetwipes from fast food places, a bottle of water, a few energy bars, pepper spray, a big knife and a small pistol with ammo (it's that kind of neighbourhood lately).  
She keeps her real bank cards, keys and a money clip (usually empty) in her pockets.


IC (IC for her when she 'jacks in'):
6' tall, 200 pound blonde barbarian, 38DD-28-36, wearing skimpy bikini armor (the best stuff looks like it's made out of dental floss anyway, may as well start off half naked) and a comically huge axe crackling with lightning she pulls out of thin air that's part of the 'premium content' she paid extra for and didn't transfer from another character, oh no, that would be cheating.

She believes she's in a game world, a really well done one, but still a game and what she does in it doesn't really change anything because it's 'just pretend' and she wants to try the new content, all of it.

Game ON !!!

OOC for me:
No asshats, rapist asshats, turbodicked asshats, general asshats or other nuisances.  Try and make it semi-believable or at least game-realistic and it should be fun.

No dragon-sized dicks, but 'big' is going to be an eye opener for her when her new 'premium content' accessory 'adjusts' itself.

She only does boys in her real life snd not very often at that but this is a game and she paid for the extra content even if she probably won't do it herself, she didn't pay for the 'premium' accessory she'd need.