Sometimes you feel like a nut
Sometimes you don't
Almond Joy has nuts
Mounds don't

Her name isn't Joy
She has mounds not nuts

Just a hair over five feet
Slim: perky battle bust, small hips and butt
Dark hair and eyes
Maybe not entirely Elf

More to come, maybe, watch this space.

Not interested in dickgirls, orcs, monsters, demons, succubi or 'edgy' descriptions reading like the most wanted list.  
That means she's pretty much celibate.