Minerva
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Eyes like lanterns, wide with dread from delving into secrets best left dead. Occasionally those two glassy orbs lit with a terrible astonishment, as if they had glimpsed past the veil of reality itself. Her hair, the color of wilting roses, framed her face in loose curls that caught the dim glow of the room. Her ears, sharp and delicate, lent her an elven air. Subtle scars lined her face, yet shifted every shifting -- a stark reminder that something stranger, half-wrought from a nightmare lurked within.
Her dresses clung tight against her fragile frame. Out in public, she paraded herself like a common street magician fit for a circus. A black leather coat, and a golden corset hugged close to her body, accentuating her subtle curves. A black silk top hat nestled upon her head. It held within its brim wonder -- or horrors depending upon one's perspective. Upon rare occasion, red orbs swirled around her in maddening circles, each one pulsing with life like a heart torn from one's chest. Their light cast a feverish glow across her gloves. From the shadows below, blackened claws stretched upward, grasping, eager, as though the darkness itself sought to claim her. ////////Minerva's Street Magic//////// AN ADVERTISEMENT Step forth, O weary souls, and bear witness to the Marvelous Minerva and her Madcap Magic! Rife with Mirth and Mayhem!* PREPARE thine sphincters for a spectacle** of awe, terror, or entertainment! Behold illusions so profound you may question the very fabric of reality! The very stability of your senses!*** Marvel as coins vanish from your very palm!**** Tremble as doves appear from the void!***** Minerva conjures; Minerva departs; Minerva shall not be summoned in small-claims court. All performances occur rain, shine, or apocalypse, and attendance constitutes consent****** to be AMAZED! //////////////THE FINE PRINT/////////////// Search Check DC:25 *(Minerva guarantees nothing beyond the certain passage of time; Any mayhem is purely coincidental and by attending, the attendee voids all claims of liability; Minerva is not responsible for the fraying of one's reason, that distinct possibility of that gnawing feeling that something or someone is watching you at all times, or excessive flatulence.) Search Check DC:30 **(Minerva is not responsible for any loss of clothing due to the expulsion of vomit, bile, excrement or urine.) Search Check DC:35 ***(Should apparitions arise -- voices in your ear, shadows in your cup, or spectral claws upon your shoulder -- rest assured such phenomena are purely theatrical in nature, and any subsequent hauntings belong solely to the attendee, non-transferable, and not grounds for litigation.) Search Check DC:45 ****(Note: Coins may not return from the void; Minerva assumes no liability for sudden poverty) Search Check DC:50 *****(Avian manifestations not guaranteed to be alive, tame, or hygienic) Search Check DC:75 ******(Attendance at Minerva's Street Magic constitutes voluntary acceptance of all risks, known and unknowable, including but not limited to: -Sudden and inexplicable levitation of self, pets, or personal belongings. -Unscheduled transformations into amphibians, crustaceans, or small pieces of antique furniture. -Temporary loss of shadow (sometimes permanent, depending on lunar phases). -Spectral infestations of closets, cupboards, or marital beds. -Involuntary possession by entities of indeterminate moral alignment. -Whispering mirrors, argumentative portraits, or staircases that relocate without warning. -Spontaneous combustion of hats, wigs, or toupees. -Existential dread, cosmic despair, and/or an abiding belief that pigeons are watching you (THEY ARE). -Displacement into alternate timelines where you may or may not have married your childhood dentist. -Mild nausea, severe prophecy, or uncontrollable waltzing. -The sudden ability to hear worms. Always. AND. Everywhere. -By spectating, you waive all rights to pursue damages, and grievances. Bewilderment is a feature, not a flaw, and shall not be grounds for refund nor responsible for its ritual cleansing. -Claims of lost souls, stolen voices, or unexpected immortality (the bad kind) are strictly the responsibility of the claimant. -Minerva thanks you for your compliance and reminds you that litigation against her will be summarily dismissed. Trust me. Would I lie to you? /////////////////LIGHTS/////////////////// Her gender's female and her sex is too. Orientation is Demi-Sexual. That is, she finds personality sexy and dullards utterly detestable. Magic. Transformation. Dark Themes. Light Themes. A theme in general. Humor. +6 lines of descriptive passages. Try me. |
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Player: | MilkAndHoney |
Gender (Visually): | Female |
Race (Visually): | Human |