In the beginning: there was the levelling
When it was good, there was the story
It's not good yet, but it will be soon

She stared with wide eyes at the giant ogre passed by her hiding place then swallowed hard as she looked down then up at him again, focusing on what the ragged dirty loincloth wasn't coming close to even partly covering let alone hiding from view.

"Fuck me, that's bigger than I am !!"
Her eyes flew open even wider...
She shook her head as her mouth dropped open "Oh no....nononononono...please...no......
that's exactly what he wants to do !!!"

She held her breath as the huge shadowy form stalked through dark swamp, pausing to sniff the air then turning away from her to fade into the mists as she backed up a few more steps being careful not to step in any puddles or even on a leaf.

She edged around the tree she'd been hiding behind then slowly let her breath out as she pulled her cloak around herself to blend into the low bushes and rest for just a few short moments before running.

"Oh fuck me gently, that was too close"
She gasped when her cloak suddenly tightened around her neck and jerked her off her feet, the small knife in her hand falling to the ground in her surprise......
The loud laugh rang out "Fee Fie Fo Fet !!
Me gonna get me dickie wet !!!"




She's halfling sized, about four foot four
Curly brown hair
Blue eyes
Bare feet
Walks with a peculiar gait, like a sailor just come ashore after a long sea trip, or as if her legs don't quite come together


Lights:
I can't be bothered making up new ones like it's some sort of competition
She's pretty plain that way, mostly just the regular things but she's enthusiastic, especially with a little chatting up first.
She likes small folk but she can go up a size if she feels like it, maybe two now, she prefers boys so if you've got your own funbags, play with those instead.



I had to make her taller than a hobbit should be because I'm sick and tired of people assuming it's a 'child' character.  Honestly, if that's the first thing you think of when you see a halfling or gnome at the default size for that player race, just the way they are in movies and books, you have a problem I can't help you with.
At least look at the portrait first.

HOBBITS RULE !!! GOBLINS DROOL !!!
       FOR THE SHIRE !!!