Curled up under some bushes is nice
Curled up in a sunbeam is nice
Curled up having a good lick is nicer

She's a cat the size of a small human that acts like a human cat...mostly.
When she's on the nip things can get pretty unpredictable pretty fast
She's a beige and brown humanish faced tabby a little more than five feet tall.  The rest is needless filler.  
Just look at the portrait, it took a long time to make

Lets be honest...
If I could reach, people would starve and go naked because the laundry would never get done or the supper made.

If her location isn't hidden then I signed in to play, unless one of the half dozen life forms in the house that should be old enough to take care of themselves by now decide they can't and I have to get up
...again.

If she sometimes meows, purrs or hisses, it's because I think it's funny...laugh dammit.