I was a waitress in a topless bar
That much is true
Can't use magic, sing or lift a sword
What's a girl to do ?

She's only in it for the tips

Average height and bra size
Blonde hair and green eyes

She'll work bars, restaurants, house parties, noble gatherings, feasthalls or private functions for time plus tips and wear whatever she's given, even if it's just a waitress cap and a pair of shoes.

But don't touch the merchandise unless you're going to buy