Oh what is this? A character bio or something?

---Name : Sefer (Pronounced Sea-Fear)
Oh.. so original... Sea Fear.. Rhymes, probably thinking you're cleaver? What now?

---Last name (of no importance) : Thee'Hollow
Seriously? Thee'Hollow? Alright. Fine. Sounds like a Shakespearean fan had a relation with one of Poe's fan and that they maimed the baby.

---Age : Unknown
...Again with this sh**? Alright, his age is unknown. Like he's too old to remember or something? This always makes for the most arrogant fictional characters in history.

-Race : Pointy-ears.
So he's a fey or something? Not even going to just say Elf? You got' a problem with that buddy? Could have just typed : wuss.

-Physical description : The 'elf' stands 5'7''feet tall, with a grin wide like his face.

Pale like a strangled baby, the man is either wearing make-up or has serious problems.

His eyes are like two pearls at the bottom of a well.

He is slender, far from built, thus looking like he might shatter from a single hit.  

He moves in ways that can barely be described for he either bounces, crawls, leaps or strolls on his toes...sometimes all at the same time.

His voice is erritating to the ears of anything but birds (or bird-headed individuals), it is apparently intentional.

BIO

No one suspects the looming shade in the night, for it is but one of many. Tom Bucket, secret-double-triple-inspector-cop-justiciar-agent, here to solve the cases and plow the wo-..woes of the unfortunates. Nothing escapes his amazing BEARS gaze. He is one to save worlds that need not saving. His argurments have the beauty of a brain fart and his strikes are as vicious has a 5-year old child who wants to be the center of BEARS attention.

Be careful, the fright is coming for you, and it is more confused than ever.

OOC -
Hey, we never met!
And this is crazy.
Here's my character.
Tell me, maybe?