[Modern character (Bard)]

Tell friendly, but idiot intolerant.

Your only hope for fame and fortune, and to escape the life of a commoner, was to become a country music singer/songwriter. Guided by your goals and dreams, you have set off in search of a recording contract and the fame that's sure to come with it.

Too bad you're stuck in Sinfar with a bunch of toothless, unwashed, medieval morons whom are more backwoodsy than your pretty little hillbilly butt could ever hope to be...

Race: Human
Age: 22 yrs
Sex: Female
Ht: 5' 7"
Wt: 120 lbs
Eyes: Serpentine Electric Blue
Hair: Chili Red
Measurements: 36C-24-36
Eileen sports a Harley-Davidson eagle tattoo on her lower back.


Instruments:
Dobro: Resonator guitar she carries with her at all times (though it may be slung over her back or in a hard case nearby).  She prefers to play with three finger picks and a steel slide, although occasionally plays it as a normal guitar without the slide.

Banjo (usually banked): 5-string banjo she plays with three finger picks. Can play in either clawhammer or Scruggs styles.

Fiddle (usually banked): Sweet sounding violin.  The hair of the bow needs to be replaced... it's pretty well worn and frayed.

Native American Flute (kept in guitar case): Something she picked up at a roadside shop, but hasn't spent all that much time learning.

GREENS: Music, making friends, freedom of the open road, men (SRP), joking around

YELLERS: Women (SRP), ... probably some other stuff too, but "Brain has performed an illegal act and has shut down." It'll have to wait.

REDS: rape, pvp/pk, SRP with oversized/monsterous dicks, whatever the hell those things are that claim to be women, but have dicks; which oddly, women don't have, so no idea what the hell those things are.