Before you stands not a hero of legend or the child of a god, nor a beast of power or lord of justice... It wasn't even tall! It was a smelly, dirty, scheming, drooling goblin! A filthy creature with wares to sell! The self-proclaimed G'rrak PotionGobber, standing short and proud ontop a rock in a pose so epic that lightning streaked across the clear sky behind him, making you not notice the wizard the goblin hired t.o create such an effect. His shiney bald head seemed to shoot lasers as the light hit it, making him seem to be an awe-striking creature. His many pouches on his jagged cloth seemed to clink with his alchemical wares as he might approach, greedy eyes set upon you as his next mark to sell his vile goblin products.