Blah blah blah huge boobs blah blah dat ass, etc. I mean, really? Does any of that shock you? Were you expecting this description not to dedicate at least a few sentences to how utterly stunning her curves are? Of course they are. This is a social server. Assume her pulchritude is just off the charts with out having to go through the usual song and dance.

Roughly the only thing you might expect that is not present is a penis. But if I ever do play a herm I plan to put "Gender: IT'S A TRAP"

Now that I have finished either offending you or generating an appropriate level of hilarity to break the ice lets actually talk about this drowess! (Read; Essay Mode Activated- boring? Feel free to wheel down to the bottom for lights and a second essay! Long description is long. Also, here is your free Thesaurus!)

The nubile creature before you retains the grace of most of her kin, underdwellers or otherwise, sharp facial features drinking in her surroundings with rapt attention. She usually can be seen smiling, though her jovial nature has an ominous air, and her overt friendliness is portentous to those who can pick up on ulterior motives.

The unctuous woman likes to show off her sinuous curves with revealing and provocative dress. A concupiscent glance from the callipygian elf can disarm defenses with implacable efficiency. While a pathological liar, she is upfront and direct about her salacious desires. Even when she doesn't say it outright that predatory gleam in those scarlet eyes and the sadistic smirk on her plump obsidian lips speaks volumes.

Every step of her graceful gait is meticulous and methodical, designed to create an air of temerity with her every movement. You could balance a wine glass on her head and not find a single stain on her snowy hair as her powerful stride all but makes her glide across the ground, unfortunately keeping the jiggling of her voluptuous body to a minimum.

The ostentatious manners and lengthy vocabulary of her elocution might make the little confabulist seem arrogant and pretentious. That is probably because she is! She loves talking circles around people and using what erudition she has to create a false sense of intellectual superiority, this flashy demeanor meant to flummox others and snare them in the scintilla of her meretricious designs.

Often visible is a brand on her left buttocks of a scourge, a sinister barbed cat of nine tails.

This marks her clearly as a follower of Loviatar (or a victim of a follower, but given her manner that isn't likely to those with a positive wisdom modifier). She turned to the Maiden of Pain after falling out with Lloth and being exiled to the surface. If your lore is rusty the short version is Loviatar is the Goddess of torture, and her followers believe both in inflicting pain on others and on themselves in self-harming rituals. That should tell you all you need to know about the character's sexual habits really, but I know many of you like detailed lists. I know I do!

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So you scrolled all the way down here for lights didn't you? Maybe like two of you digested the entire wall of text above, and you deserve a cookie or a medal for it! Or cunnilingus! Congratulations!

She is a switch, meaning I can play her both dominantly and submissively. I am also not my character. She bites, I don't. Promise. I am VERY tell friendly! In fact, I will probably send you tells before you send me any! I like talking to other players in and out of character! I also like reassuring them due to the nature of my evul characters!

Unless otherwise specified these are relevant to both when she is dominant and submissive.

Crimson Red is for NEVER (don't do this)
-OOC Drama. It happens, we can't avoid it forever. I will try to mitigate damage when it does, but if we can just go into this as adults and learn to let petty nonsense go we'd all be happier for it
-Shoehorning or guilt tripping me into partaking in a fetish I am not in the mood for. Not telling or warning me ahead of time of a yellow light of mine you plan to spring at the last minute. *sad face* Dun do that.
-Little/No effort emoters. Not asking for each emote to be five paragraphs. Sometimes even a single word response to something can be more than sufficient! Brevity can be the soul of wit (not that I live by that pearl of wisdom). But when I am making these huge emotes that I have to break into parts with all this attention to detail and you go "*My character moans*" over and over it is disheartening.
-No effort grammar (I probably make typos every other emote, or mangle words. I can deal with people with dyslexia, even adore them! I am referring to people that substitute "you" with "u" and so on. No offense, drives me insane)
-Not being upfront about your comfort zone. Seriously; do not feel pressured into doing something you don't like. Nothing good can come of it. If something makes you feel uncomfortable give me a tell. I will either mitigate it or stop immediately.
-Pedophillia (No. Also if it involves pre-teens in any shape, way or form I will flip out, screen cap any evidence of it and report you. ^^)
-Black Friday (Fuck consumerism)

Saffron Orange for ICK (I don't like it, but might be persuaded in the right circumstance)
-Poop (enemas are fine, and stuff like that, but like eating it? Gross)
-Urine (see above, like, okay to wet yourself with fear or whatever, not okay for drinking)
-Submissive Men/Shemales (I might be more easily persuaded if you let me mutilate the character in question's man parts, but I wouldn't find it sexy, just hilarious, because I am a psycho like that)
-Fellatio (You will find a running theme of me not liking cock, and at the top of the cock not liking list is roleplaying sucking one off)
-Perma Death

Tawny Yellow for MEH (Mileage varies, ask first)
-Maiming (like cutting off/out body parts and such)
-Murder Death Kill (reference to a campy movie)
-Submissive Herms (Herms are different from Shemales. Shemales are men with womanly features and no vagina, Herms are women with both a vagina and a penis, as I understand how they are defined)
-Vanilla with Shemales, Herms, Men (meeeh)
-Furries (I can yiff if you want to, but ask first)
-Characters that don't feel pain (like, at all, like she is stabbing you and you emote them laughing at her. Might be a totally kosher explanation for it (undead, algolagnia), or you might just be god emoting, either way it is mehish)
-God Emoting (NOTICE: This is a yellow because I don't want to scare people away from being creative and innovative in their RP, but try not to be all like "LAWL I BE INVINCIBLE")
-Semen (Bukkake and the like- tis gross)
-Permachanges (if you want to alter, mark, or vampirize her ask first mkay?)

Viridian Green for YES (Green lights mean go)
-BDSM/Torture (both her doing it and having it done to her, ranging from bondage and mild spanking to needles and branding)
-Threats of Death/Maiming (Autassassinophilia for the win)
-Dominate Men/Herms/etc (Read as, playing rough with her)
-Borderline Furry (Like catgirls, with just the ears/tails/etc)
-Fiends/Vampires/Winged characters/etc (Nothing for or against really, sexiness is not impeded by these things for me)
-Halfling/Gnomes/Midgets (Nothing against em, so long as you aren't trying to pass them off as children)
-Tentacles (Oh my)
-Vanillaish Lesbianism (Because I am one)

Alabaster White for HELLYES (Fitting color...)
-Dominant Women (combine two greens; Lesbianism and torture)
-Submissive Women (consenting or unconsenting, defiant or frightened, one time pet or slavegirl chattel, I love it)
-Christmas (I LOVE CHRISTMAS)

Prismatic iridescent for being 20% cooler than white (omigoshomigoshomigosh)
-Christmas themed BDSM scenes (SO. MUCH. JOY.)
-RP (Rich, deep stories that shape and mold characters last many meetings and establish continuity. Rather sex is involved or not is irrelevant, this is what I am searching for)