Just a human



Blacksmith turned protector





Red: Death, dismemberment, blood/edge play, gore, excessive violence, abuse. No herms please.

My Handy-Dandy RP Dictionary

Term / Definition

Lesbian - No Males Accepted / I am a male playing a female character because I can't get laid outside of my own house.

Herm/She-male / I am an adolescent male who can't give up my penis to play a female character and haven't looked up the term lesbian yet.

Elitist / I'm better than everyone even myself.

Orbs / I'm trying to sound cool with an extensive vocabulary, but haven't taken the time to look up the definition of this word and using it as a metaphor for eyes shows just how ignorant I am to that fact.

Occulars / See "Orbs"

Hues / See "Occulars"

A/S/L  /  Forgive me - I'm new at this.

1st Level and a generic character name / I won't be here long and will probably leave in the middle of a scene.

A character that doesn't change clothes / C'mon, I barely had enough inspiration for this! You expect more than one?

Larger than "D" cup breasts / I really AM a man and have no clue to actual breast sizes.

Any letter substituted by an apostrophe / I'm trying to be poetic, but failing miserably.