I'm good with two icks:
1.) a boomstick
2.) my dick

I'm good at two ings:
1.) hunting
2.) raping

So the question is, am I going to hunt you or rape you? Hell, maybe both.

But, you want to know about me? Don't bother.

Who am I? Nobody. I'm nobody. I'm a tramp, a bum, a hobo. I'm a horse drawn carriage, a jug of spirits. And a sexual deviant, if you catch me on the wrong day with my trousers down.